Apollo BBS Archive - August 1988

Apollo BBS Archive - August 22, 1988


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Mail from David Burkhart
Date: 08/16/88  Time: 23:50:00

If the election where held today, I would vote for

[A] Michael Dukakis and Lloyd Bentson (Democrat)
[B] George Bush and Dan Quayle (Republican)
[C] Ron Paul and Andre Marrou (Libertarian)

Poll results to date:
[A] 7    [B] 13   [C] 9

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Message: 976
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Question?
Subject: Rod
Date: 08/22/88  Time: 10:34:42

        Was the devil about to take away all your riches he bestowed on you
for saying that suggestive word -- amen?

        Now that you have repented of your sin ....... will the devil let
you keep all those riches he bestowed on you?

        By the way ....... where are those riches? I must have missed them
the last time I was over there.

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Subject:Sandy

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 1:        It works like this, first you must say the "Our Father" backwards, 
 2:three times, the devil appears, you give him you soul, he gives you a 
 3:'familiar' to do the menial work, ya know, the front.  The Rod you have seen
 4:was not the real me, the real me is typing this though.  All I have to do is
 5:play.  I have women all over this planet, unlimited funds and I can drive 
 6:any vehicle I want.  I have houses in every country in the world.
 7:        But I must keep a middle class front and that is what you saw.  The 
 8:ONLY drawback is that when I die, (and that won't be for a while) the I go 
 9:to hell for twice as long, with twice as much punishment.  No biggie, it is 
10:worth it and I would do it all over again.

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:ahhhhh  this crap on the art sig...
:*

10:worth it and I would do it all over again.  (Cliff, I am answering a post 
11:from Sandy, the above message.....???????  oHkelp)
12:end

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10:worth it and I would do it all over again.

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 1:        It works like this, first you must say the "Our Father" backwards,
 2:three times, the devil appears, you give him you soul, he gives you a
 3:'familiar' to do the menial work, ya know, the front.  The Rod you have seen
 4:was not the real me, the real me is typing this though.  All I have to do is
 5:play.  I have women all over this planet, unlimited funds and I can drive
 6:any vehicle I want.  I have houses in every country in the world.
 7:        But I must keep a middle class front and that is what you saw.  The
 8:ONLY drawback is that when I die, (and that won't be for a while) the I go
 9:to hell for twice as long, with twice as much punishment.  No biggie, it is
10:worth it and I would do it all over again.

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Message: 1870
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Up Yours
Subject: JT
Date: 08/22/88  Time: 07:18:41

You just proved my point! If you got nothing from that book - why not try -
Emily Post's book on manners? OR any one of Norman V. Peale's book -
even the Bible would help you with you problem! Ta ta. =*--ANN--*=

Message: 1871
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: JT
Date: 08/22/88  Time: 10:37:06

        It might help Ann to shove it up hers if first you take it out of
yours.

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 1:        Yeah, that's it, read the Bible.
 2:end

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Message: 53831
Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Ann on Nader & Koop
Date: 08/22/88  Time: 02:39:01

You can't even begin to compare the two. For one thing, Nader is a
muddlehead and Koop isn't.

Message: 53832
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Nick/last
Date: 08/22/88  Time: 07:08:56

Both are Muddleheads, Fanatics AND Poops! =*--ANN--*=

Message: 53833
Author: Jeannie Innajug
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Politics & stuff..
Date: 08/22/88  Time: 07:48:08

Mr. Taranto:
    Hey... Jimmie......
          How do you think up all that pinko stuff?
          How come you didn't quote the Washington Post?

To Apollo BBS members......
     Hey.....Y'aa all...
          Did you see the Television Celebrity from Apollo BBS on the
          big color tube Sunday nite?  Channel 5 had a real live inter-
          view of Gary Jones at the Maryvale Mall right in the middle
          of all those fabulous old Fords.

To Jonesey.....
     Hey......you hunk.....
          It was fun meeting you in person.  You looked great on the tube!

See Y,aa......
Jeannie

Message: 53834
Author: $ Alan Hamilton
Category: Vote
Subject: Daryl
Date: 08/22/88  Time: 07:56:15

  I sort of agree with you, but your assertion that Bush and Dukakis are
"poor choices" is dead wrong.  They're both very, very, rich.  They have
more money than any of us will ever see, even if we do win the lottery.  I'd
try to become rich just like they did, but I goofed and picked the wrong
parents.
 
     /
 /  *  /  Alan
*     *

Message: 53835
Author: $ Paul Savage
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Reagan's lies
Date: 08/22/88  Time: 08:24:18

"I am a friend of labor." Campaign speeches during his first race for the
glory.
Check the record.
'Nuff said.
(How many lies does it take to make a liar?)

Message: 53836
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Politics
Subject: last/Paul
Date: 08/22/88  Time: 10:14:13

        Reagan is a friend of LABOR... and we even got TAX cuts and the
highest employment in many, many years.   Yes Sir, no lie there...
Check the record!

        Lowest Employment and highest Taxes and worst inflation belong to
Jimmy Carter....  Check the record!

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Message: 53837
Author: $ Lloyd Pulley
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: last/cliff/paul
Date: 08/22/88  Time: 17:00:08

Cliff,
 
   Give up on Paul.  He believes that Reagan should have allowed the unions
to run rip-shod over the American people and business's.  He's still upset
that Reagan disbanded the Air Traffic Controllers union when they called an
ILLEGAL strike.
 
   Paul would be much happier with 23% unemployment, 20-25% interest rates,
10-15% inflation....AND unions controlling everything.  A president that
could accomplish that would be Paul's idea of a 'friend of labor'.
 
(LL)oyd Pulley
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Message: 129
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Annie the ASSp
Subject: Daryl
Date: 08/22/88  Time: 07:36:20

Welcome Daryl Dickhead! I wanted to give our newest member a run down on
this sig. - Cliff made a big mistake putting us all in here and calling it
the (W)ay Below normal sig. when its obvious we are the most intelligent of
Apollo's members (not including JT of course). But even the Mighty Sysop can
make a mistake once in a while! But I cannot understand why he'd put a nice
fellow like you in here really - a good poet - an eloquant speaker and
artist! But we always forgive Cliffy. He has much on his mind lately with
the Democrats going to win in November and all! But what poor Cliff doesn't
understand is that the Demos always throw away money and one of their pets
is the welfare system. They just love making it easy and prosperous for the
poor and now that he's going to be out of a job - he'll reap those benefits
when the Demos are elected! Ta ta. =*--ANN--*=

        * Vote Democratic for Cliffy's sake *

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