Apollo BBS Archive - April 1989

Apollo BBS Archive - April 22, 1989

Apollo Underground Bulletin Board command:RC138-

Message: 138
Author: $ Ralph Blehm
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Dean
Date: 04/22/89  Time: 05:51:26

But you saw me with some one else's gun and it was kid of funny.
Had never been sighted in, or fired before.
                    =)) SHOOT THEM ALL RALPH ((=

Message: 139
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Ralph/last
Date: 04/23/89  Time: 01:52:51

        Yeah, I've heard that excuse before, used it once or twice myself.  

Message: 140
Author: $ Dean Hathaway
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Rod/Ralph
Date: 04/23/89  Time: 15:33:13

  At the last Shootout GT Ralph fired a lot of rounds and nobody got hurt,
so either he wasn't aiming at any of us or he is a lousy shot. Either way I
don't think you have anything to worry about Rod.
   See You Later
      Dean H.

Message: 141
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: last
Date: 04/23/89  Time: 16:23:32

        What, me worry?  -Alfred E. Neuman

AComputer Hacker SIG Bulletin Board command:RC153-

Message: 153
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Bit Bucket Talk
Subject: Last
Date: 04/22/89  Time: 06:32:26

JT will give you $5 for it.

Message: 154
Author: $ Cliff Winters
Category: IBM & Clones
Subject: with VGA....
Date: 04/22/89  Time: 13:43:03

        I just picked up ColoRIX VGA paint and think it's great.
How many of you here with IBM type computers have VGA or VGA 512K?
I am using a VGA card by Genoa (SuperVGA 512) a 16-Bit graphics Adapter
model 5400.  Res to 1024 x 768.  
        Anyway, ColoRIX is the program you need to get...  list is
only $199.00, but I sell it for $103.75 (cash).

        I'm off to play with my new program now.... bye bye.

        See UU

Message: 155
Author: $ Todd Reese
Category: Bit Bucket Talk
Subject: Chris Neal
Date: 04/22/89  Time: 23:45:43

SERIOUSLY...  I'll give you $100 cash for it.
 
(It is USED, you know)

Message: 156
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: ST & Atari
Subject: Drive Utility
Date: 04/23/89  Time: 01:55:14

        Does anyone know of a program that will clock my drive speed and
allow me to adjust same?  I need one for an ST.  I had one for my Commie 64
but the disk won't fit from one to the other.

Message: 157
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Bit Bucket Talk
Subject: Last
Date: 04/23/89  Time: 04:21:04

Ask Lloyd.

Message: 158
Author: $ Kim Paskiewicz
Category: Bit Bucket Talk
Subject: ME (Kim)
Date: 04/23/89  Time: 05:36:38

  I Talk very little, but get on most every week.
   A.S.B.Bser Kim V. Paskiewicz

Message: 159
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Bit Bucket Talk
Subject: Cliff/#154
Date: 04/23/89  Time: 07:07:46

You just put that message in here to torture me didn't you? -=*) ANN (*=-
P.S. I am now a shade of very dark green! 

The outer COSmos Bulletin Board command:RC3035-

Message: 3035
Author: $ Ralph Blehm
Category: Thang!
Subject: Ann
Date: 04/22/89  Time: 05:46:05

Since your last one became worn out someone thought it would
nice to give you a new one. Be thankful.
                  =)) SHOOT THEM ALL RALPH ((=

Message: 3036
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Answer !
Subject: Rod
Date: 04/22/89  Time: 06:33:23

I do not have hampsters.  (I don't even have hamsters.)

Message: 3037
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: Rod/no lying
Date: 04/22/89  Time: 07:48:43

Yes Rod. I know you always tell the truth and I believe you about the cut up
news paper for James' invisiable Hampsters. Boyee - the clues are now coming
in hot and heavy against James. Any more? BTW - the Penis messages are typed
on very RED paper! As red as THANG himself! Also, who ever it is has a super
camera! I assume they also have their own developing equitment because I
doubt the local Abco would develope pictures of such a sexual nature.
                           -=*) ANN (*=-

Message: 3038
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Question ?
Subject: James/last
Date: 04/22/89  Time: 07:50:40

But do you have scotch tape - developing equipment - red under your
fingernails - a great imagination?  -=*) ANN (*=-

Message: 3039
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Answer !
Subject: Last
Date: 04/22/89  Time: 17:37:51

Yes,no,no,depends.

Message: 3040
Author: $ Todd Reese
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: ABCO developing
Date: 04/22/89  Time: 23:48:27

It's all machine-processed anymore.  Nobody cares if you have photographs of
actual murders.

Message: 3041
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: Ann/Thang
Date: 04/23/89  Time: 02:02:41

        On James' kitchen counter top, there was a packet of red, form-feed
computer paper.  It was obvious the packet had been opened.  

By the way, James, Hampsters are little critters that come from Peru.  On
the other hand, the commom American Hamster has little in common with it. 
Although they are both small and usually brown in color, their ears are
shaped different from one another and as you know, the Hamster has a little
nose and the Hampster a large, spread out one. 
        But I was just telling Ann that you had told me, as an excuse for
all the cut up paper on your living room floor, that you had Hampsters and
in fact you admitted you didn't which makes you look all the more guilty. 
        Rod

Message: 3042
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: Rod/last
Date: 04/23/89  Time: 07:13:21

You may get that $10 after all. -=*) ANN (*=-
P.S. Loved your tutorial regarding Hampsters/Hamsters! But you left out
'Hempsters' from Indonesia! They also resemble the above mentioned ones but
they have no nose at all. 

Message: 3043
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: Ann/no nose
Date: 04/23/89  Time: 16:25:56

Rod, God & Bob Bulletin Board command:RC287-

Message: 287
Author: $ Peter Petrisko
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: ROD THE BOD
Date: 04/22/89  Time: 20:03:00

     Sorry if I am pessimistic as of late.  This SIG is going to die
shortly, and frankly I'm scared.

Message: 288
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Peter/last
Date: 04/23/89  Time: 02:13:51

        Nothing ever dies, only changes.  The atoms will still be in
existence, only the structure will look different.
        And to think, Bob has not logged on, even once.  Damn -Rod

Message: 289
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Pete
Date: 04/23/89  Time: 02:14:08

Hello

Message: 290
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Peter on this sig.
Date: 04/23/89  Time: 07:27:15

There, there my lad. Never fear. This sig. will stay around a long while.
The Sysops love it! However, I am fearing for my sig. Either every one's
pets died, they killed them or sold them! Sob. Not a word on that sig in
days! -=*) ANN (*=-
Speaking of animals - where in the hell is JT? Heh heh!

Message: 291
Author: $ Bob Dobbs
Category: Rod's thoughts
Subject: Are WRONG!
Date: 04/23/89  Time: 09:48:25

        Rod old boy, let me tell you that I was all wrong in my ideas of
life and death.  There is a GOD and sad to say, I am not with him at this
time.  Next time around I will do it differently, and that is an
understatment to say the least.
        Yes, God is going to give me another chance.  I have been
reincarnated as a little baby girl this time, right here on planet Earth.
Look for the baby girl in South Dakota smoking a pipe, that is I.
Yes, Hell is where you find it!

God Bless and may you see the light.  Bob Dobbs

Message: 292
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Last
Date: 04/23/89  Time: 11:49:28

Rod and I are both dorks.....

Message: 293
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: J.R. Bob Dobbs
Date: 04/23/89  Time: 16:39:14

        Don't forget to include marijuana in that pipe.  Looks like you're
going to need it.  And why in the hell would a deity such as yourself want
to live in a human body on this dirt ball.  I always knew you were crazy but
you just topped my previous opinion of you.  If I were in your position I'd
fly around the cosmos looking for chicks from an intelligent life source. 
        On a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the best, earth is a -1.  Of
course I realize that worse places exist but there are so many better places
that it isn't funny.  My theory that you and Bobra were really into pain has
finally been proven.
        If this character you refer to as God has you under his thumb then
you must also be into S & M because from what I have observed you are at
least 1000 times more powerful, easily.  Also you are much more fun, easy
going, have better mottos, and instead of sex being a sin, it is mandatory.
        I always liked you, Bob, and I know this is just another one of your
stupid jokes.  So, in parting I say to you EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIE
Fuck off.                       -Rod