                         
                                  HOW
                                  TO
                                 SOLVE
                           SOFTPORN ADVENTURE
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                         WRITTEN BY: THE ENCHANTOR

N,  HAIL  TAXI,  DISCO,  E, BUY RUBBER(HIT RETURN FOR COLOR,..ECT.) W,
HAIL TAXI, BAR, S, PUSH  BUTTON  BELLY  BUTTON,  E,  U,  WEAR  RUBBER,
FUCK*HOOKER,*GET*CANDY,*DROP*RUBBER,  N,  D,  LOOK GARBAGE, LOOK CORE,
GET SEEDS, W, S, W, GET FLOWERS, N, LOOK WASHBASIN, GET  RING,  S,  E,
HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, E, U, W, LOOK ASHTRAY, GET PASSCARD, E, D, W, W,
HAIL  TAXI,  DISCO,  N, SHOW PASSCARD, W, BUY WINE, GIVE FLOWERS, GIVE
RING, GIVE CANDY, DROP CANDY, E, S, GIVE  WINE,  GET  KNIFE,  E,  DROP
WINE,  W,  HAIL  TAXI,  CASINO, N, MARRY GIRL, S, HAIL TAXI, DISCO, N,
SHOW  PASSCARD,  W,  S,  DIAL  555-0987,   N,   E,   S,   HAIL   TAXI,
CASINO,*E,*E,*U,*W,*S,*FUCK  GIRL,  USE  KNIFE,  DROP  PASSCARD,  DROP
KNIFE, N, E, D, LOOK PLANT, ENTER BUSHES, GET STOOL, GET HAMMER,  DROP
SEEDS, EAT MUSHROOM,

NOW  YOU  ARE  SOMEWHERE  WITHIN  THE  BAR,  IF YOU ARE NOT AROUND THE
BARTENDER THEN MOVE AROUND UNTIL YOU GET TO HIM.!>

BUY WHISKEY, DROP WALLET, W, GIVE WHISKEY, GET UNIT, E,  PUSH  BUTTON,
BELLYBUTTON,  E, TV ON, 6, DROP UNIT, U, N, USE ROPE, W, BREAK WINDOW,
S, GET PILLS, N, E, DROP ROPE, D, W, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, E, U,  GIVE
PILLS,  DROP  PILLS,  DROP  HAMMER,  PUSH BUTTON, E, DROP STOOL, CLIMB
STOOL, LOOK CABINET, GET PITCHER, WATER  ON,  FILL  PITCHER,  W,  PUSH
BUTTON, D, ENTER BUSHES, WATER SEEDS, GET APPLE, EAT MUSHROOM,

FIND THE BARTENDER AGAIN

N,  HAIL  TAXI,  CASINO,  E,  E,  U, PUSH BUTTON, U, N, D, GIVE APPLE,
*SCREW*GIRL(OR*EVE)

YOU HAVE NOW SOLVED THE :  SOFTPORN ADVENTURE


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