-=-=-> EASY DIRECTIONS <-=-= -=-=-> ON TERRORIST DEVICES AND <-=-= -=-=-> EXPLOSIVES <-=-= -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= -=-=-> FORMATTED FOR 80 COLUMNS <-=-= -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= -=-=-> THE AUTHOR TAKES <-=-= -=-=-> ABSOLUTELY NO <-=-= -=-=-> RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE <-=-= -=-=-> USE OF THIS MATERIAL <-=-= -=-=-> IT IS ALL CONSIDERED <-=-= -=-=-> EXTREMELY DANGEROUS <-=-= -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= -=-=-> READ ALL DIRECTIONS BEFORE<-=-= -=-=-> STARTING <-=-= -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= MATERIALS: CALCIUM CARBIDE, A TIN COKE CAN, RUBBER CEMENT, WATER, MEDIUM SIZED TEST TUBE THAT WILL FIT COMFORTABLY WITHIN THE TIN CAN, A CORK WIDER THAN THE MOUTHPIECE OF THE TIN CAN AND A KNIFE LOCATION OF CONSTUCTION: OUTDOORS SPECIAL PRECAUTIONS: DON'T LET ANY HUMIDITY OF WATER CONTACT THE CALCIUM CARBIDE THIS WEEK WE'LL START WITH AN UPGRADED VERSION OF THE CARBIDE BOMB WELL A CARBIDE BOMB CONSISTS OF A BASIC CHEMICALL REACTION BETWEEN CALCIUM CARBIDE AND H2O. WELL FIRST GO TO ANY HARDWARE STORE AND BUY CALCIUM CARVIDE. THEY SHOULD HAVE IT BECAUSE CARBIDE CAMPING LAMPS USE THE STUFF. THE STUFF SHOULD LOOK LIKE SMALL PIECES OF GRAVEL. NOW YOU GO AND FIND SOME KIND TIN CAN AS IN A USED COKECAN... WELL DRINK THE COKE (BURP).... NOW PUT IN THE CALCIUM CARBIDE SO IT FILLS ABOUT 1/4 OF THE CAN... NOW GET A TEST TUBE. FILL THE TEST TUBE (MEDIUM SIZE) FULL OF WATER. NOW PLACE THE TUBE INSIDE THE CAN THROUGH THE MOUTHPIECE. NOW YOU ARE FACED WITH AN OPEN MOUTH PIECE.. WELL MOST PEOPLE CAN'T FIND A PROPHANE TORCH TO MELT A PIECE OF METAL ON THE OPENING... SOO... WHAT YOU CAN DO IS TAKE A CORK LARGER THAN THE OPENING OF THE MOUTHPIECE. NOW TAKE A KNIFE AND ETCH IN A RING ABOUT 1/4 - 1/2 INCHES ABOVE THE SMALL END OF THE CORK. NOW CARFULLY WEDGE IN THE CORK (IT MAY TAKE A WHILE) INTO THE MOUTHPIECE. AFTER IT SLIPS INTO THE WEDGE IN RING. LET IT SIT FOR A DAY SO IT SOMEWHAT RETRNS TO A BLOATED CORK.. OR TAKE A FEW( I EMPHASIZE FEW) DROPS OF WATER AND PLACE TEM ON HE CORK.. IF ANY WATER GETS IN YOU WILL HAVE GREAT DIFFICULTY SEEING, WRITINMG, WALKING... THINGS LIKE THAT. NOW TAKE RUBBER CEMENT AND PLACE IT AROUND THE CRACKS BETWEEN THE CORK AND THE TIN CAN. LET THE GRENADE SETTLE TILL THE GLUE DRIES. NOW YOUR READY TO GO... GET YOUR LITTLE SISTER OR ANYONE YOU HATE AND SAY COME HERE LETS PLAY CATCH.. WELL THROUGH THE CAN MAKE SURE IT HITS THE GROUND NEXT TO THE TARGET VERY HARD.. SO THE TEST TUBE BREAKS.. NOW HOT GASES FORM ... PRESSURE BUILDS AND ( OHH NOO!) BOOM! FIG. 1 TOP VIEW OF THE CAN --------------- - - - !-----!------- PLACE CORK IN OPENING - !-----! - PUT GLUE AROUND CRACKS - - --------------- FIG.2 CORK WEDGE ---------- \ ______ / \ /------- WEDGE IT WITH A KNIFE RIGHT HERE ------ FIG. 3 COKE CAN GRENADE OVER VIEW _ \ /---- CORK ----------- ! _ ! ! ( ) ! ! ( )------ TEST TUBE WITH WATER ! ( ) ! !****( )**------ CALCIUM CARBIDE !*********! ----------- THE PREVIOUS VERSION OF THIS SYTEM DIDN'T WORK AS WELL AS THIS. IT'S UP TO YOU TO JUDGE FOR YOURSELF. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= -=-=-> WELL THAT'S THIS WEEKS <=-=-= -=-=-> CHEMISTRY CLASS <=-=-=-=-=-> DO YOUR HOMEWORK <=-=-= -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= NOW WE'LL WARP YOU BACK TO THE MATERIALISTIC WORLD OF TERMINAL ISLAND...